weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

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aflylovesong:

Loyalty and orgasms are all I really want in a relationship

frickin:

Everyone is being all artsy on instagram during the summer and then there is me looking like a fucking papaya

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

philosophicalharry:

oh sorry i was thinking about harry styles did you want something

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harlold:

i’m genuinely concerned that no one will fall in love with me

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